“So horrible to watch the massive fire at Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris. Perhaps flying water tankers could be used to put it out. Must act quickly!” -Prez Deranged Orange Face in reaction to the fire at Notre Dame. 

Queen Lizzy Darling, Please take us back!

We’re sorry about 1776! Can we put it behind us? The environment, healthcare, public transit, college tuition-you’re doing it right and we’re a mess.